What did you learn from Spring Football?

Because I didn't learn a damn thing.

I learned that Chris Rainey doesn't understand that when someone says "Go" as in "Ready, Set, Go", you are supposed to move.

I learned that Joe Schad thinks that a 10-25 performance by Jimmy Clausen makes him the best quarterback in the country.

I learned that Todd Boeckman still thinks he can throw up rainbows and have his receivers catch them.

I learned that Rich Rodriguez likes to yell NASCAR when running UM's practices.

I learned that Mike Gundy may be a bigger dick than I thought.

I learned that Army is going to run the wishbone...not the spread...not the flexbone...but the honest to God wishbone.

I learned that I will watch spring football practices instead of working in the yard on a beautiful day.

I learned that Nebraska fans have too much money since they will pay $95 for tickets to a spring game. Seriously, a secondary market for spring football tickets? AS-I-NINE

I learned that Jevan Snead will finally have his own team this season. Unfortunately, that team is still Ole Miss.

I learned that Penn State is going to suck balls...again.

I learned that ESPN's non-BCS correspondent believes that non-BCS=Notre Dame and only Notre Dame.

I learned that Charlie Weis is still fat.

I learned that Curtis Painter is coming back to Purdue for his 84th consecutive season as starting quarterback.

Finally, I learned that any group of idiots can start a college football blog.